Aashiq Ka Dimaag Hota Hai Khali

Aashiq ka dimaag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahin gharwali,
Gulaam ban kar phans jaate hain ishq ke jaal mein,
Or kehte hain maine ladki patali....!! :-o

Daag Achchhe Hain

Ek ladki ne ek baby ko kiss kiya,
Girl - Oh! Sorry, tumhare gaal par lipstick lag gayi.
Baby - Kuch achchha karne se agar daag lagte hain,
To daag achchhe hain.... :)

Subha Shaam Thari Yaad Aave Hai

Subha shaam thari yaad aave hai,
Saari saari raat manne jagaave hai,
Karne ko to kar lun call tanne,
Par customer care ki wa lugaayi,
Bar bar balance low bataave hai.... :) ;)

UKG Padh Ke Kya Job Karega

Son: - Main ab school nahin jaunga.
Mom: -Kyun nahin jaoge..?
Son: - Job kar lunga.
Mom: - UKG padh ke kya job karega zaleel..?
Son: - LKG ki ladkiyon ko tution padhaunga.

"Think Hat Ke"  :) ;)

Zindagi Ki Ajeeb Kahaani Hai

Apni to zindagi ki ajeeb kahaani hai,
Jis chiz ki chaha wo hi begaani hai,
Haste hain hum duniya ki hasaane ke liye,
Warna duniya dub jaaye in aankho mein itna paani hai....

Life Ka Sabse Achchha Pal

Pata hai life ka sabse achchha pal koun sa hota hai..?
Jab aapko lage ki aapka sabse pyara saathi,
Aapko bhool gaya hai or tabhi uska message aaye ki..

"Paagal"..... :)

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyaari Thi

Wo aankh badi hi pyaari thi,
Jo usne humein maari thi..
Hum to muft mein pit gaye yaaron,
Humein kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba Ramdev ki bimaari thi...... ;-) :D

Duniya Mein Koi Kisi Ke Liye Kuch Nahin Karta

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahin karta,
Marne wale ke saath koi nahin marta,
Log to marne ke baad bhool jate hain,
Hum to zinda hain phir bhi koi yaad nahin karta.....

Gumo Ki Dhoop Mein Kabhi Jana Na Pade

Gumo ki dhoop mein kabhi jana na pade,
In pyaari palkon ko kabhi bhigana na pade,
Bin maange hi mil jaaye khushiyan itni aapko,
Ki fir kisi duaa ke liye sar jhukana na pade.....

Lazawaab Hai Humare Jeene Ka Fasanaa

Lazawaab hai humare jeene ka fasana,
Koi sikhe humse harpal muskurana,
Koi meri hasi ko nazar na lagana,
Badi mushkil se sikha hai gum bhool kar muskurana..

Solution Do Tarike Ke Hote Hain

Life ki har problem race ki tarah hoti hai, Or solution do tarike ke....
(i) Bhaag lo (Run Away)
(ii) Bhaag lo (Participate)
Choice is urs.......

Agar Main Ek Ladke Ko Kiss Karun....!

Girl to Baba Ramdev: - Agar main ek ladke ko kiss karun to kya hoga....?
Baba Ramdev: - Narak mein jaogi..
Girl: - Agar main aapko kiss karun to.....!
Baba Ramdev: - Chalaak ladki, Swarg jana chahti hai.....!!

Sundar Ladki Road Par Ja Rahi Hai

Punjabi Teacher: - Dekho bachcho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi mein convert karo..
Student: - Oye kanjaro....! O vekho, ''Pataakha''.... :)

Kisi Ne Chaand Maanga

Kisi ne chaand maanga,
Kisi ne yaar maanga..

Kisi ne dil maanga,
Kisi ne dildaar maanga..

Bhagwan ne puchi jab humari ichchha,
Humne sirf aapke liye khusiyom bhara sansaar maanga....

Wadiyon Se Suraj Nikal Aaya Hai

Wadiyon se suraj nikal aaya hai,
Fizaaon mein naya rang chhaya hai..
Khamosh kyun ho ab to muskurao,
Aapko "Gud Mrng" kehne mera sms aaya hai....
Have a nice day........

Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai

Husband: - Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa..

Wife: - Hey! Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne to har cheez chak rakhi hai.... ;-) :-P

Sms Ka Haftaa

Kya re hero! sms ka haftaa nahin bhej re..?
Apun ko maalum hai ki tere paas sms ka bohot sara maal padela hai,
Chal time khoti mat kar,
5-10 peti sms chipkaa re.....!! ;-) :-P

Mind Blowing Quote

If you want something which you never had before,

Then do something you have never done before.... :)

Everything Is Fair In Love

Everything is fair in love and war,
But i suggest you to do war, but never love..
Because in war either you kill or die,
But in love neither you live nor you die..... ;-) :-P

Dur Hoke Bhi Kitne Apne Hain

Palkon mein kaid kitne sapne hain,
Kuch begaane to kuch apne hain,
Na jaane kya khubsoorti hai aapki dosti mein,
Aap humse dur hoke bhi kitne apne hain..... :)

Mummy Or Papa Bana Deti Hai

Mohhabat dilo ko aawara bana deti hai,
Gardish mein rehne wala sitara bana deti hai,
Ye apni had mein rahein to thik hai warna,
Kisi "Mummy'' to kisi ko ''Papa'' bana deti hai..... ;-) :-P

Remember Three Things

When memories are deep & eyes are dew..

When there is a storm in the heart,
And yet words are few..

Remember only three things....

I was, i am & i'll be there for you.... :)

Dukh Achchha Hota Hai

Log kehte hain ki dukh bura hota hai,
Jab aata hai tab rulaata hai..

Lekin hum kehte hain ki dukh achchha hi hota hai,
Jab aata hai tab kuch na kuch sikha hi jaata hai..... :)

Bas Yaad Rakhna

Bina pukaare humein saath paoge,
Karo waada ki dosti aap bhi nibhaoge,
Matlab ye nahin ki roj yaad karna,
Bas yaad rakhna us waqt,
Jab akele akele muskuraoge...... ;-) :-P

I Feel Happy

I feel haapy, do you know why?
Because i am lucky, you know why?
Because god loves me, you know how?
Because has gifted me a sweet & lovely friend like you..... ;-) :-P

Kuch Meethe Pal

Kuch meethe pal hamesha yaad aate hain,
Palkon par aansu chhod jaate hain,
Kal koi or mile to humein na bhulana,
Kuch anjaan rishtey zindagi bhar ki yaadein de jaate hain.....

Zindagi Mohtaj Nahin

Zindagi mohtaj nahin saharon ki,
Waqt naye sahare dila deta hai..
Marta nahin koi kisi se juda hoke,
Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai..

Darkest Moment

The darkest time of the day is minute before sunrise..
So when you feel you are at the darkest moment in ur life,
Remember that sunrise is just a minute away....
Good morning.... ;-) :-P

After Breakup

(After Breakup) Boy :- Dil mein ek jazbaat hai dabaaun kaise,
Ruswa na ho jaun chupaun kaise,
Tanha chod gayi mujhe jabse,
Maa kasam itna khus hun ki bataun kaise.... ;-) :-P