Aashiq Ka Dimaag Hota Hai Khali

Aashiq ka dimaag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahin gharwali,
Gulaam ban kar phans jaate hain ishq ke jaal mein,
Or kehte hain maine ladki patali....!! :-o

Daag Achchhe Hain

Ek ladki ne ek baby ko kiss kiya,
Girl - Oh! Sorry, tumhare gaal par lipstick lag gayi.
Baby - Kuch achchha karne se agar daag lagte hain,
To daag achchhe hain.... :)

Subha Shaam Thari Yaad Aave Hai

Subha shaam thari yaad aave hai,
Saari saari raat manne jagaave hai,
Karne ko to kar lun call tanne,
Par customer care ki wa lugaayi,
Bar bar balance low bataave hai.... :) ;)

UKG Padh Ke Kya Job Karega

Son: - Main ab school nahin jaunga.
Mom: -Kyun nahin jaoge..?
Son: - Job kar lunga.
Mom: - UKG padh ke kya job karega zaleel..?
Son: - LKG ki ladkiyon ko tution padhaunga.

"Think Hat Ke"  :) ;)

Zindagi Ki Ajeeb Kahaani Hai

Apni to zindagi ki ajeeb kahaani hai,
Jis chiz ki chaha wo hi begaani hai,
Haste hain hum duniya ki hasaane ke liye,
Warna duniya dub jaaye in aankho mein itna paani hai....

Life Ka Sabse Achchha Pal

Pata hai life ka sabse achchha pal koun sa hota hai..?
Jab aapko lage ki aapka sabse pyara saathi,
Aapko bhool gaya hai or tabhi uska message aaye ki..

"Paagal"..... :)